What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

Why does Africa have all mineral resources but she is suffering economically?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

How can you maintain self-control?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy